Ronaldo Wins Again, Ignores Sir Alex
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Ronaldo picked up a few more awards to add to his insane trophy haul from last season by being named both the European Club Player of the Year, as well as European Club Forward of the Year in Monaco earlier today.
“I think Manchester had a great season [...]
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New CL Threads
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Ronaldo and Franck Ribéry Gary Neville model United’s new Champion’s League away kit, which commemorates the 40th anniversary of their (and English football’s) first European Cup victory when they beat Portugal’s Benfica 4-1 in extra time.
Ronaldo:
“The new kit is beautiful. I like all the United kits - [...]
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He Can Put It Next To The Ballon d’Or
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Supposedly the website www.gaygolddiggers.uk.com (click at your own discretion) polled over 3,000 gay men to find the number one ‘gay icon’ and guess who won?
According to the always reliable Sun:
“Ronaldo’s ripped body, slicked-back hair, shiny white teeth and jewellery swung the votes his way.
“He looks like [...]
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Just A Picture
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Also, caption this and win a prize (waatp)
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One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others
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Ronaldo obviously missed the day the United ties were handed out…
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Cristiano Ronaldo Is Rich, And Wants You To Know It Too
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Poor Ronaldo, he had to drive his £100,000 Bentley Continental to United HQ last night instead of his newest purchase… possibly because it’s being custom built as we speak.
A £340,000 Rolls Royce Phantom covertible.
He also supposedly asked for nearly all of the special add ons (rims, [...]
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It’s Finally Over
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Following a brief meeting with Sir Alex, Ronaldo has finally put an end to the summer-long transfer saga in an interview with Portuguese newspaper Publico to be published tomorrow.
Ronaldo said: ‘Sir Alex Ferguson heard my arguments, I heard his and, in fact, it was settled that the [...]
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He Scores Prolifically Off The Pitch Too
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Since the news the past 2 weeks is almost exactly the same as the 2 weeks before that, I’ll just sum it up for you:
Yes he’s still on crutches.
Yes he’s still an unnatural shade of red.
No he hasn’t ‘made up his mind’ where he’d like to play yet.
That said, since we have some [...]
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The Week In Ronaldo
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Ronaldo to arrive at Real soon? Wait a sec… he’s going to cause unrest in the San Siro dressing room? Proofreading aside, someone should probably tell Galliani about this… In other news Ronaldo finally unloaded his Spanish gold digger whore girlfriend. Apparently he also shot down Paris Hilton upon arriving in LA this week… Not much else going [...]
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